Wednesday, December 3, 2008

My very first blog!

Everyone is blogging. Cathi blogs and Michelle blogs, and they are really smart, and really funny, and so am I. So now here I am...blogging. I blog. Liz is a blogger.

30 days and 20 hours ago I turned 29. My hair feels different. The top layers are now frizzy. I want to grow out my hair with long bangs like Lady Gaga and the frizz won't allow it. Unless I wake up 20 minutes earlier to straight iron every morning, but I don't need that stress in my life. I already had to adjust the clock 10 minutes cause' I can't hold that damn little Shisedo eyeliner brush steady. It's to the point I don't even bother with the bottom. Two times, I went to buy a pencil and someone talks me into a pot. It is a cute little pot of eyeliner and I do enjoy the way it looks in my make-up kit. It screams, "Yes, I work at Bloomingdale's and I have better cosmetics than you."

Now on to Ms. Britney. Did anyone watch Good Morning America yesterday? It's comeback week and when it's comeback week, PUT YOUR GAME FACE ON AND BRING IT! I needed to see hair flying, pelvic thrusting, naughty girl faces...all of it! I don't care if the anti-depressents have you so numb you can't feel your fingertips, figure it out!It's like she's a milli-second behind. I will say however, that I still love her and I will spend money on concert tickets which go on sale December 6th and can be presold now on ticketmaster.com. I've been taking a healthy cooked lunch and working out like a marine so that we both make comebacks, so I'm sticking by my girl.

Blogging is fun. I will stop here for now. Do I blog everyday? I'm not sure. Cathi, if you're reading this, how do I put fun little pics next to paragraphs like you do? Maybe I'll be famous. Maybe a publisher will read this and decide that they need me and then swoop me off to New York and then ten years later I don't remember your face. Hopefully, someday.